no one ever told me amoxicillin was penicillin bro ive been thinking they were two different things

4/7 am i woke

my pupils are really dilated and it's making me uncomfortable even though it's not doing anything 🥀

guys follow me i'm super totally wonderfully still relevant (not) and im just cool idk

follow oomf 🙂

guys beware before u follow oomf .. oomf is an homo..

What month were you born according to your birth month

a free piano is one of the most expensive things youll ever buy

HELP I- 😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A SODIUM AT THE PERIODIC TABLE AND THE ELEMENTS YELLED "WOW PROTONS!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF. (I have a alkali metal voice lol) AND CHLORINE TOOK MY VALENCE ELECTRONS

thank you discord for never adding read receipts

There's always SOME private account with the username YOU want

im sorry but your soulmate is not from houston, texas. find love elsewhere.

sf is an extremely walkable city and i will die on this hill

i know 3 siblings who were born on the same day different years

if i hypothetically had a concussion and hypothetically competed in a competition tomorrow would i hypothetically DIE

oh my gosh ive been on twitter for FOUR hours its 11:40 PM RIGHT NOW KILL ME

you're glad ilia fell? change "ilia" to "women". not so funny now is it

I’m crying at this 😭😭😭