oh when he does it he makes national headlines, but when I do it I “need to call a hotline” the double standards smh.

i can explain.....

honestly…. pink eye isn’t really even that harmful if you really think about it

AS I WAS SAYING….. pink eye only lasts for a few days

just hear me out real quick guys….

DONT let society dictate what you do. DONT be a sheep today, be a leader and look at the sun.

oh nooooo dunkin’ donuts dropped sooooo many new coffee flavors now i guess i have to spend allllll my money and try them all and feed my caffeine addiction ohhhh noooooo

IM GETTING ROWDY TONIGHT

Barnes and Noble stats today- Pretty girls seen: 5 “Damn she’s cute”: 5 Girls talked to: 0 Books bought: 2 Getting on escalator going wrong direction in front of pretty girls: 1 ANOTHER SOLID OUTING FOR YOUR BOY!!!!

NEXT WEEK WOOOOOOOO

SUBATHON IS LIVE COME ON INNNNN WOOOOOOOO

i need him religiously but also in ways that would disappoint god

WE ARE LIVE FOR DAY 3 OF SUBATHON WOOOOOOOOO JOIN JOIN JOIN twitch.tv/noodled5

BUSY DAY YESTERDAY FOR DAY 5 OF THE SUBATHON

back like we never left

me and who this halloween???

my favorite people 💜 🫶🏻

forever grateful for these 5 people! i wouldnt want anyone else on my twitch recap. i am so thankful to be able to experience such kind hearted people who appreciate me the way i appreciate them. thank you for giving me the best year i could've had on twitch 🩷 [@edwinthevirgin]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS Twitch streamer, noodled5, has been eaten by a pelican

i spent way too long on this video…but lmk what you think! youtu.be/Gv0Vg1I3Cxw?si…