When you return from a trip, place a collect call to yourself so your parents know you made it home safely. #lifehacksfromthepleistocene

NYT thinks the Jan 6 hearings are episodic TV? Jesus.

Happy National Disc Golf Day! 🥳 As part of our celebration, we’d like to do a special giveaway! Retweet this tweet for a chance to win a prize pack from us! We hope you have a fantastic round and enjoy celebrating the holiday! #NationalDiscGolfDay #discgolf #innovadiscs

I'm torn if I should root for Ghana or for the continued possibility of a bite during a critical free kick.

So don't rely on social media companies to get your news? Ok.

Happy Valentine’s Day! 🌹 We wanted to share our appreciation for you with a Giveaway! 😍 Like and retweet this tweet for a chance to win a special prize pack from us! 💝 One Winner will be announced tomorrow morning (2/15). #ValentinesDay #discgolf #innovadiscs

Is it infrastructure week yet?

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

There's no way to prepare you for what this sounds like, I can only insist that it's one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

Take that, internet!

Went to the Kubrick exhibit today. Netflix Streaming doesn't have any Kubrick movies. #KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

My usual place is closed for renovations. So here I am.

Apparently I still have twitter set up to cross post to Facebook. Huh.

Anyone notice Facebook trying to drive traffic to the games/app center by changing where the upper left F links to contextually? #Facebook

@artwells What are you even doing on Twitter, Grandpa?

A chance to win a $62,000 video editing workstation? Don’t mind if I do. Thanks Frame.io and Adobe #dreamstation bit.ly/2yGhBFD

Tax Network USA The crew that makes this show has been calling for an IATSE // #IASolidarity contract for nearly 4 weeks. It's past time for the company to sign a deal! #PostProud

Fox News said that 17 year old victims of gun violence are not qualified to speak about policy issues, then two minutes later ran this segment: