The never ending challenge of being a girl with acrylic nails trying to pick credit cards up/put inside machines/take out of an atm

tiktok be like “people you may know” and it’s all your old talking stages lined up

married at 18? like did you even try being a hoe

It’s not a ride on public transport unless you’ve encountered either one screaming inconsolable baby or a really scary homeless man trying to touch you x

80% of my food is just chips with lots and lots and lots of salt on them

Why is everything closed on Mondays in Spain stop💔💔💔💔

I hate liars that cant lie

the air is starting to smell like spending all my money on cute dresses

Why does that tiktok remix of took her to the o go so hard tho

I assume some sort of football is on since the men next door are hollering and banging the walls like apes

I’m going to call one of my kids Tira and the other kid Misu

Si patrona

Have you ever thought that maybe it didn’t work out with them because they’re AWFUL?

i show up to our first date with these on. wyd

Earrrr drummersss

My favourite candy hmmm ibrupofen

New Person, Same Old Mistakes 🎸

I hate public transport with a passion the guy next to me is watching hentai on some sort of advanced blackberry wth man

i don’t know why everyone hates online dating this is so easy