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its really satisfying that all the big projects i’m working on rn will be done at the same time like yessss i’m almost free…….

cus if u would’ve chilled we woulda been jus eating lasagna no issues

Pussy from a girl who secretly still cares about everyone who has ever done her wrong

Me: Yeah that’s him. His name was Jesse Plemons and he was the most beloved actor of my generation

My Grandchild: Pep pep will we have water today

Jeff Bezos Hologram: Today it will be 127 degrees in Milwaukee

well yes!

sometimes u gotta speedrun every single stage of grief within 25 minutes and then just lock back in

Him: are you fucking stupid
Me:

love my beautiful amazing gorgeous talented friends rchl

yes She is a zionist

so thoughtful that the porn bots have just started posting bare pussy in my replies instead of making me go all the way to their bio now

really big boobs, etc

Yeah

may we live to see the downfall of israel inshallah

Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”

BREAKING: Palestinians in the West Bank have begun tearing down Israel’s apartheid wall.

Iran’s counterattack has inspired an uprising.

i need a very brief and intense situationship

ngl i would love to squelch and squirm around in some gloppy muck or a slippery goo

🦙