“During wartime, potatoes are free for those in need.” Iranian people ❤️

زمونه‌ی عجیبیه. چپ لیبرال همونجور که به ICE فحش می‌ده درخواست دیپورت "دیاسپورای" ایرانی رو داره در حالی که ترامپ "فاشیست" و "ضدمهاجر" برای پناه دخترهای ایرانی آغوش باز می‌کنه.

Pezeshkian: “Fuck fuck fuck it’s so over I can’t fix anything fuck” Ahmadinejad: “Merry Christmas everyone and inshallah the Dallas cowboys win ❤️ “ Khamenei bloodline subplot:

As an Iranian, it is extremely heavy and deeply concerning to see my beautiful country get bombed. That being said, this terrorist islamic regime has proven it will never back down on its own. They tanked the economy. They’ve been condemned countless times by world leaders for

جدی موهام داره سفید میشه. این حرامزاده‌ها

My country is ran by comedians

مجتبی، اولین AI رهبر

> Never fails

عمو

Thanks for proving you were never pro human rights you’re just picking a side

Just chatting bullshit

Therapist: “Persian Chet Holmgren isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.” Persian Chet Holmgren:

it's too late. i've already depicted you as the buffoonish Kevin O’Leary and myself as the unbothered and collected Jafar Panahi. it's over.

Boy do I have the holiday for you

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