Shrinkflation has hit the Auntie Anne's at the airport too.

When you're at the Jersey Shore and a clueless New York tourist asks you where the beach is...

Sorry/not sorry, but Laravel is so easy that if you're "vibe coding" (*eyeroll*) with it, you....probably should consider an alternate career.

When Jim Lovell saw Hair on Broadway in 1968, he walked out, disgusted by this scene, as were many who saw it. Decades later, when Lovell was asked what was on his iPod, he admitted it had the Broadway cast recording of Hair. youtu.be/c49gVR5oV-k?si…

Okay, fellow Chicagoans... Y'know how nasty out it is today?? Well, imagine that with triple the humidity. That's how the Jersey shore was last week.

Glenn W. Turner preaches the power of greatness and achieving wild riches — through MLM! Also…ever wonder what's up with those ridges and large spindle holes on 7-inch records? Listen and learn with episode 21 of My Weird Record Collection…and be great! tinyurl.com/mrcku2br

Happy birthday to the late Glenn W. Turner, whose album Dare to Be Great! is featured in Episode 21 of My Weird Record Collection! The episode is now up on YouTube -- sorry for the delay, but a family emergency delayed the YouTube post. (All is better now!)

Just heard that Taylor Hicks is enraged. Well...I for one think he SHOULD be. I mean...those folks at 19 Entertainment haven't done squat for him in years.

So...where did they go???

Uhhmmmm....???? [slowly raises hand]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the awesomeness that is horchata?

I'd just like to say that it was a wonderful display of sportsmanship yesterday for the Washington Commanders' fans to dress in Loyola colors in honor of #SisterJean.

Episode 23: Meet Fr. Francis Lad Filas, S.J. — expert on St. Joseph, TV explainer of the Shroud of Turin, and (unexpectedly) 1964’s teen sex educator. Join Sean for this wild spin through Fr. Filas’ record and a stroll with the Shaded Dog! tinyurl.com/y3x6zpjs

I don't remember whether this was 1978 or 1979. Park-A-Tot Day Nursery in Kankakee, IL. I was four or five years old. I'm the one in the middle. RIP, Ace.

Dear Cook County court system: my wife has a job. Why are you sending her a jury summons? Send **ME** a jury summons -- I currently do NOT have a job and would like something that would earn me even just the few bucks jury duty pays!

Soooooo....now LastPass users can use LastPass on mobile or desktop...but no longer both, without forking over money. LastPass Support - this is a really crappy way to treat your customers.

Your annual reminder

Episode 24: Chevrolet Salutes the 100th Anniversary of College Football The ultimate battle: 2 NJ teams face each other with rules that they’re not sure about because, well, nobody’s ever played before! tinyurl.com/2v2peawj

Check out my podcast at Goodpods! go.goodpods.com/arFwy6

Okay, today's win is all fine and dandy, but if Ben Johnson doesn't want to get fired, the Bears need to win at least one more game.