Glad he's finally getting his flowers, but was playing in a Euros final for England and captaining Palace to a first ever major trophy not enough? Big 6 fans are like cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

Laura Woods entering every football stadium in the country after putting Eni Aluko in her place:

No Brit should ever put up with Americans bashing British food ever again, because this looks like literal shit.

This year's intake of recruits to the Gurkhas has begun to arrive in the UK. They've landed in Manchester, having said goodbye to their family and friends back in Nepal yesterday. Now it's on to Catterick. In all, 323 recruits have been selected to join the army this year.

As bad decisions go, Eni Aluko sticking herself in a studio with Simon Jordan again could be an all timer

What a drama queen 🤪

Overheard on a train. Bloke 1: ' I hope United win tonight' Bloke 2: 'why? You don't like em' Wait for it.... Bloke 1: 'yeah but I just want that c**t to have a haircut and f**k off' Bravo, you win today's commute, thanks for the memories....

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Tottenham Hotspur have offered the head coach role to Eni Aluko. Aluko however has rejected the offer, saying "I've got my reputation to think about!"

Most people I grew up with supported United, City or Liverpool. I grew up supporting Bury. I dreamed of wearing the shirt for my boyhood club. I fell short at 16. This week, I’ve been given the honour of managing the club I’ve always loved. Dreams really do come true ⚪️🔵

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Former Real Madrid manager Xabi Alonso has arrived in Nottingham this afternoon. It is understood that an agreement is close for him to replace Sean Dyche as Nottingham Forest manager.

The Notts Forest stadium rebuild is coming along nicely 🤡🤣 #dcfc

My God some people talk shit

Richie It’s unbelievable isn’t it. Must have nothing better to do

Dean Saunders showcasing brilliant quick thinking against Port Vale in 1998.

#Arsenal fans what’s your view of Eze? From us looking in you’re wasting him. Your league position obviously says it’s working but your rigid approach wastes him. Makes me wonder why you bought him.

Player entered the box, finished the cross with class, celebrated, took off his shirt and got: - Bottles flying from everywhere. - A slap from the opponent. - A yellow card from the referee. Lower league football in Peru. ❤

🤣🤣🤣

Carla Denyer So using a sledgehammer to break a police officers spine, ransacking the building and causing damage to aircraft after breaking into an RAF base is 'peaceful'? You people are fuckin idiots.

Behave yourself 🤣🤣

I once sacked our best manager in the last 40 years because he didn't get on with my mate, replaced him with an egotistical fraud who nearly sent Spurs down, to appoint Dyche 8 games in, to sack him and get the guy that had Wolves with less points than a triangle at Christmas...