In a bakery, I go to punch him, he catches my fist in a bowl of dough; I throw a punch with my other hand, same thing; he grabs my wrists, knocks me out by smacking both bowls on either side of my head. Unconscious, I collapse backwards into an industrial vat of warm lemon icing.

Why must we submit to the ramshackle tyranny of home fries when the noble hashbrown is ready and willing to rule????

Exciting news!👻🌔😎

Our ScreamWriting Fellows !!!! K Period Media Blumhouse

Catch Me If You Can is a Christmas movie

What a night. 🥹

✅ YES

Studios want free steps so bad, they got 12,000 out of me today 🫡 #WGAstrong #WGAstrike Writers Guild of America East

defector.com/the-writers-ar… The best and smartest piece I've read about this fight, and I'm pretty sure I've read all of them #WGAstrike #WGAstrong

There should be a Chrome extension that lets you skip right to the "Personal Life" section of every person you look up on Wiki

🥲 #WGAstrong

The WGA and AMPTP have reached a tentative agreement. This was made possible by the enduring solidarity of WGA members and extraordinary support of our union siblings who stood with us for over 146 days. More details coming after contract language is finalized. #WGAStrike

I'm in awe of what our neg comm did for us. Thank you, thank you, thank you Writers Guild of America West Writers Guild of America East.

LET'S FUCK'N GOOOOOOO

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Maine. Tricia Asselin, 53, worked part-time at Just-In-Time Recreation, a bowling alley. Although it was her day off, she was there bowling with her younger sister. She is remembered as being kind and generous.

❤️ to Austin Film Festival & MovieMaker for including me in this cool little group! austinfilmfestival.com/screenwriters-…

🥲 Can't wait for the world to see this show...! #SkeletonCrew