For this Halloween, I will be going as everyone.

“Charles Xavier: wHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING pic.x.com/kZ3RH9O5JB” do the do with a man who's blue.

Erik could've dressed as a douche for Halloween but you're supposed to be something you're not...

Hi I'm Erik Lensherr and welcome to Jackass *points to self*

The reason why I'm blue is because I'm a blue ribbon from the county fair

Me- modest blue Hank- whore cerulean

The color blue is bæ

"Humans are superior to mutants" pic.x.com/DPkBA8y6WX

My mutant angst bullshit has a body count.

Me and my boo in my boo's coupe Ridin'

Erik Lensherr beginner's kit:

Yeah okay jets are cool but the brotherhood has a bus we stole from some school children.

Erik sucks but at least he isn't Scott.

This thanksgiving, be grateful that your ex lover didn't shoot you in the calf, then proceed to bang your brother.

"Oh my gosh how do you stay in such good shape!¡¡!!" I am literally a shape shifter.

Brotherhood going up... On a Tuesday

Might as well face it, you're addicted to mutants

When I'm about to do something, I think to myself: would Erik Lensherr do this? If the answer is yes, then I don't do that thing