I just had sex with my girlfriend and now she can't walk. Did I do something wrong?

I did, because as a Hermeticist, I knew it was true. "That which is Above, is like unto that which is below, that which is below is like unto that which is above, to accomplish the miracle of The One." Now ask me how Hermeticism backs up the science behind the Shroud of Turin.

.TRIGGERnometry had an excellent episode featuring Richard Miniter with a segment that mentions this exact duality. The "New World" (currently represented by X, IMHO) style of Journalism, based on the precedent setting libel case of John Peter Zenger in New Amsterdam/New York circa

Trick I learned from an old timer, 25+ years back. Shake coins in your hand to line them up for easy counting in a counting block.

You're not the first to try to disprove God with nails

Yes

John Leguizamo needs to stop being a pest.

Absolutely incredible talent

Absolutely love this movie. One of my all time favorites.

Amen! 🥹🙏 It’s his greatness that we had Manifest Destiny.

Yes, though I prefer Greek kalamata Olives. The salt really beings out the flavor. Also Greek Orthodox respect and all that stuff.

I remember when I was younger, walking into a local non-chain video rental store and having to try and explain the insanity of Strange Brew to the clerk. He actually knew exactly what I was talking about and ordered several copies on the spot, one of which I purchased.

If a “healthy democratic system” requires blood cults, torture, organ harvesting, human trafficking, murder, secret societies, ethnic replacement, blackmail, coercion, and if the public learning about these things causes it to collapse, it doesn’t deserve to exist.

SNAP no longer subsidizes buying junk food, and now the price of junk food is dropping. Could you imagine if we applied this principle to college? Or healthcare?

🚨Just in: The Shamwow Guy Vince Shlomi has officially released his first campaign ad for his campaign against Republican Incumbent John Carter in the Texas 31st Congressional District Carter is 84 years old I thought Shamwow Shlomi's ad was fantastic

These people asked you to use one square of toilet paper……

The struggle is real.

I always got a kick out of the fact that Battlefield Earth had every genera of book within it, except fantasy. Hubbard hated fantasy.

Jack Danials. I still can't drink it.