I had no idea Caroline had any kids! Wow... I’m so out of the loop lately... Oh well. It’s nice to meet you too!

Yeah, she just got a bath. During our hike, she found a beautiful mud puddle. [He laughs and shakes his head.] But, she’s all clean now.

Well, the neighborhood kids seem to like her. She was a bit scared at first. I found her on one of my hikes about a year ago. I put flyers out and no one claimed her, so she’s been mine ever since. She had no tag, nothing. So, she’s been keeping me company.

Thanks!! She’s very calm now.

I just spat my coffee out... Thanks, Dick...

ＭＡＩＮＳ ＣＡＬＬ! reply to this if you would like us to be each other’s mains. particularly looking for stefan, damon, guiseppe and rebekah for the storyline. everyone is welcome tho! ↻ to spread the word #TVDRP #TORP #TVDURP

//Bedtime. Long day💗

A kitty! Awwww. She’s so precious...

Wants to adopt this kitty but she’s not mine and that makes me sad...

I feel it needs to be said again.

♡ whoever likes this, would date you. ↻ whoever RT’s this, would fuck you. &. if you’re brave enough, copy and paste.

♡ whoever likes this, would date you. ↻ whoever RT’s this, would fuck you. &. if you’re brave enough, copy and paste.

[Glares over at Damon.] Don’t even think it...

#SeductiveSunday

No, shit, Sherlock. Very good. Is that all you got? Firstly, you’re the idiot. I haven’t puffed ANYTHING in two or three years. You’d know that if you actually came around more instead of making an ass of yourself. Secondly, why Michigan? God, you’re so stupid.

I don’t enter DMs without permission. Because it’s respect.

Starter call.. RT for a starter Favorite for a banter starter or a gif with or without context Doing both gives me permission to enter DMs and plot

"Get the kids out of the car seats. Let's go summon the Devil." Not new to RP. Seeking mains, SLs, the works.