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MSTDM is the Rick and Morty of #dnd5e podcasts but no f-bombs so it's safe for the kiddos. Listen as Parker the 12 year old Dungeon Master sends us on quests.

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Don't forget to check out our new episode. In this episode Parker takes Derf to Hell to battle Satan. Meanwhile Marliss tries to get it on with Derf's mom. mstdm.buzzsprout.com/60967/6771217-… #dnd5e #DnD #RPG

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We will be taking a week or two off for the holidays. In the meantime, check out some of our classic Xmas #DND episodes. No one puts the Santa in Christmas like MSTDM. mstdm.buzzsprout.com/60967/612776-1… mstdm.buzzsprout.com/60967/895441-e… mstdm.buzzsprout.com/60967/2326682-…

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I suggest that the FBI hire the company trying to sell me an extended car warranty and have them robocall everyone whose cell phone was in the Capitol and order them to turn themselves in to receive a pair of tickets to the upcoming Shen Yun concert at the nearest Federal prison.

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The tradition of presidents leaving a letter for incoming presidents seem to be one Trump is continuing. Here is a leaked copy of the letter Trump is leaving for Biden.

The tradition of presidents leaving a letter for incoming presidents seem to be one Trump is continuing. Here is a leaked copy of the letter Trump is leaving for Biden.
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I was shocked and stunned this week to find out that Marilyn Manson had a dark side.... that he described in detail in his autobiography over twenty years ago. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Recently someone asked for DM's to describe a dark and gloomy forest without using those words. This was my response, and it has been making me laugh for days. I, obviously, am the only one. But now I challenge DM's to describe a forest using only musical references.

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If anyone feels like making a couple of young girls' day then click this and watch my daughter shove marshmallows in her mouth. youtu.be/QoqyXjQX8uY

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To Merriam-Webster, your explanation between affect vs effect is subtitled "Or, Disambiguation Through Interplanetary Funksmanship". Were you referencing George Clinton (Dr. Funkenstein) or NBA legend Darryl Dawkins (Chocolate Thunder). Also, why? merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/…

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Well I finally shutdown our podcast. So if you are still listening... better hurry up. It's all going to disappear in a couple of days.

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The town of Kingston-Rhinecliff demoed the George Clinton toll plaza and filmed it and set it to music, but used the wrong music for tearing the mother sucking roof off the George Clinton plaza. Without consent of Parliament,I added the correct music. Turn it the funk up!