My father visits my mother's grave every Friday, once he was busy and didn't visit for two weeks, she came into his dream asking, where have you been ?! I'm not making it up. 🫠

FATHERS DON’T USUALLY DIĘ DURING CHILDBIRTH

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”.

The older you get, the more you realize that if something genuinely makes you happy, it’s usually smartest to keep it private.

The beautiful paradox of growing up. You work so hard to become an adult just to realize the child was the destination all along.

And for the men, perhaps therapy

The male urge to break the spirit of a confident woman needs to be studied.

Im such a “nut in me “ ass bitch I love the feeling 😭😩🙃

Raise your hands if you agree that Apple Music and iCloud storage should be free for all iPhone users

Perfume triggers memories like maaaaaaaaad😂

I had a fight with my dad yesterday and I didn’t talk to him the whole day. This man calls me this morning to tell me that someone is bringing me banku and tilapia with chilled coke and I should eat so that I’ll get strength to continue the anger 😭😭😭😂😂😂

Coisas que eu descobri que são muito caras depois de adulto: Vaso sanitário; Espelho de corpo inteiro; Roupa de cama; Toalha boa; Tinta para parede; Tapete. E o mais caro: ter bom gosto.

i’m gonna start saying “not all men” when someone says something positive about a man

I think about this tweet at least once a month

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile