⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑀𝑂𝑆𝑇 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐻𝐴𝑆 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐒 . ⠀⠀

// shoutout to normal camillas, gotta be one of my favorite genders

War-torn fodlan. Me.

...TWO kisses?

Y'knkw, 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 girls. I'm just a mercenary.. you're... ..heiress to an entire empire.

One on your lips, the other 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕.

/ hear me out: step on shez anyway

down mathmatically.

OH LOOK, IS THAT BYLETH BEHIND YOU?! ( it isn't. )

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US, HILDA?! ( Currently fighting one off.- )

( One down, then another.. and another.. ) HILDA! PLEASE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! JUST NAME IT, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU!

...Uh... .....No? 💧

. . . No.

Girls. ✨

I really DON'T wanna hurt a cute girl like you, so just.. don't, 'kay?

But what if i just wanna like, y'know, TALK? like civil beings.

Mnh.. hey, lemme fall asleep on your shoulder?

Hey, hey.. calm down! I'll buy you a new one, okay? Or two, however many you want!

Well, i mean, just 𝒏𝒐𝒘..? ( ...She immediately regrettef saying that, clearing her throat and pulling hilda away from the strewn path of corpses. ) Look, they're already dead! ..As far as i can tell anyway.