the sign language interpreter is not fking around

new coworker started today and she’s very cool and said she liked my style…. blushing giggling kicking my feet

Markquis Nowell gifted his teammates 19 buckets tonight.

i have chills im so fucking excited happy monday let’s fucking go

does anybody have any tips on feeding crows.. i made a joke at work and now i have to follow through

well wake up!!

🩵🪻🪩🪿🫧 current favs

if history really repeats itself that means all the good stuff will happen again in different forms too i just realized this

feels similar

lol hi mar

guys i love calder. i can’t believe i get to have sleepy little mornings where i read my little books on our little roadtrips while we live our little lives together. later we’re getting coffee and enjoying the day… joie de vivre truly

something that’s been making me really happy lately is seeing my plants thrive now that i have good natural light. these photos are two weeks apart! i brought this guy back from a few tiny cuttings and now i’m being rewarded nature is awesome

i could post horribly revealing truths about some boys i know. and yet i don’t. be careful! that boy might be you :)

what does it mean when your mom calls you her sisters name on accident all the time? (i am an only child)

We have an urgent need for newspaper. We use this to line our litter boxes. Can you help? Donations can be dropped off at our shelter 3901 Martha Truman RD, KCMO Purrs for your help!

when i first started my job i was most excited about getting a badge with my pic on it. and i was right bc i luv scanning into places it’s like… beep! ok door open :))

little cousin just said the zero times table is goated

$400 worth of stanley tumblers at the teacher inservice this morning