Hopefully most Americans condemn white supremacy unlike SOMEONE and will be voting this November

It's #FalconsFriday as we prepare for our MNF game in Green Bay. RT for your chance to win an 🅰️TL hat and signed Calvin Ridley mini-helmet.

When you’re late for something but you really have to take a shit

Per Jeff Schultz, the Falcons will fire Dan Quinn this week after dropping to 0-5 thefalcoholic.com/2020/10/11/215…

He didn’t even read the article. Guys, read the article. It’s satire.

To the mystery person in statesboro that keeps putting points on my buffalo wild wings account, thank you

As of Wednesday, no kicker in the NFL has more Pro Bowl votes than Younghoe Koo. RT to give Koo your #ProBowlVote!

RT to give Hayden Hurst your #ProBowlVote!

He's EVERYWHERE. Craig Johnson. St. Ignatius , MT is ballin' this season. RT to give him your #ProBowlVote.

🚨LAST DAY TO VOTE FOR CALVIN RIDLEY 🚨 RT to give Rid your #ProBowlVote.

Some fucking weeb summoned me to do share my top 4 fav games of all time (in no particular order). Here we go. 1. Skyrim 2. Rock Band 3 3. Minecraft 4. Pokemon Platinum I now summon O.J. Simpson Jeff Bezos Ben Shapiro AB

if i was alive when amelia earhart crashed, i would have been there to catch the plane

Why do people make a big deal about Jesus' resurrection but not his regular erection?

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If you’re reading this after I become famous to try and dig up any dirt on me, then I hope your children are illiterate

Anytime someone talks about astrology near me

GPS’s really be like “in 11 miles, go straight”

Enjoying the chungus among us.