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colton

@mynameiscolton

director / producer / founder / father / ex-husband / friend / brother / picker / grinner / lover / sinner

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5 years ago

idk

idk
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4 years ago

it’s always, “bottom” this, “top” that but never bop it 😔 smdh

it’s always, “bottom” this, “top” that but never bop it 😔 smdh
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8 months ago

#NewProfilePic by Jillian Lenser

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8 months ago

coldplay is the new foreplay

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8 months ago

it’s always “drain the swamp” never “release the epsxtein files”

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8 months ago

diary of a wimpy CEO

diary of a wimpy CEO
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8 months ago

yet the horrors persisted

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8 months ago

made an “open sesame” martini and hung a mirror

made an “open sesame” martini and hung a mirror
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8 months ago

devil's advocate implies the existence of heaven's prosecutor

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

dwayne "the Hard Rock Cafe" johnson

dwayne "the <a href="/HardRock/">Hard Rock Cafe</a>" johnson
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7 months ago

makes you think, what happened to jet1 holidays?

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7 months ago

the rizzler is the live action remake of bobby hill in a parallel universe where king of the hill takes place in new jersey

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6 months ago

congrats suzy shinn all i got was this blurry ass picture

congrats <a href="/suzyshinn/">suzy shinn</a> all i got was this blurry ass picture
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6 months ago

they should do a wellness check whenever someone starts saving everything to their desktop

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5 months ago

this just restored 5 years to my life

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4 months ago

i fixed lorem ipsum whoremipsum.com

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2 months ago

we are so back