The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

not almost everyone thinking taxes are about descriptions. lmaoo

Guess what? Some peeps are gonna see this and go run a sharp one right now.

WhatsApp thanksgiving don start.

the x payout is about to change his life forever

my luck mad gan random babe fit pin belle for my head and if them do test, the DNA go show positive

Can you... No! Abeg you fit... No!! Do you have... No!!! No more way for poor people.

“You flex with 200k,I feel broke with 200k” Make una two do me 2100 abeg

“My parents said I should do 100lvl here, just to see how the school is, then they'll take me abroad”

Thanks for sharing peanuts to your yappers. Almost thought my friends were making it out of the trenches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They not going anywhere 🫶

Thanks for sharing peanuts to your yappers. Almost thought my friends were making it out of the trenches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 They not going anywhere 🫶

Me as a co-thief slapping my fellow to faint before mentioning my name

i’m a big fan of whatever’s wrong with you, let’s get married.

Amount transferred: 650,000 Narration: Mosquito coil Nigerian tax collectors..

children no dey bring blessings. no go born this period o

Na when you wan marry you go know say quantity and quality na big difference

"You and this jeans sha" You wan make God take you??

If you can’t buy it twice, buy it once.