((Omg autocorrect 🙄) )

Yo, what up?

Oh no, not more aliens.

Hi!

Rt for written starter Like for gif starter For both will be a gif and words to it

Well, that's going to take more than a few stitches to fix.

"What about Alex?"

And he didn't even think I was worthy of his bed... I feel so used.

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"After waking the next morning when you've had too much to drink at Planet 7..."

Kyle was a cat with an itch and the dog was in the right place at the right time. Well, thats what he was going to keep telling himself anyway. He pulled on his shirt that now sported a few new rips as he came up behind his host. "Wow, that is quite a view."

Me feeling like the king after being thoroughly wined, dined, fucked all weekend.

You see a lion chasing after you. What do you do?

I dont know. Is this sexy? I'm bad at these things.

"HoLy sHiT! WhAt KiNd of MeGA CaT niP dId i gET iNTo?"

Good morning?

"Happy New Year!"