17s17 seconds ago Apparently Facebook is down all over the world. It's a global emergency. We're talking about it on my podcast We're All in the Same Boat Podcast #FacebookDOWN Luke Rockswold @mrmccatty

INTERSTELLAR feat. @danajeanphoenix

"The paints are gonna be knocked over, girl." @CodyPearce

There are so many people out there playing ukulele with poor strumming technique and it makes me sad.

I'm so thankful and proud that no churches have started a "50 Shades of Grace" sermon series.

I want to own a garbage dump so I can call my employees dumplings.

@mcjskinner Bethy Kate Megan Weis I've probably seen it 15 times and I still have no idea what's going on in it.

I dreamt I went to a vegan's house for a Super Bowl party and we just watched Veggietales the whole time.

@amerikenz yeah they are gross if they're not from chick fil a.

Right now I'm in that terrible time of the morning when your stomach feels weird but you wanna eat.

@Spitn_da_gospel @JeremyKCramer maybe they should think of themselves as bonus points.

@nateweis11 Obama is the key