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Wet balls...not ideal!

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"I'm FINE" No you're not. You decided to use a powder deodorant and now you're a mess. Take a BREAK from powder and try Happy Nuts. It applies easily as a lotion that dries silky smooth, keeping you fresh all day long.

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Batwings: (n) When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. (Urban Dictionary) Get Happy Nuts. Your nuts will thank you.

Me getting rid of my powder after buying my first tube of Happy Nuts...

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Every time I thought it wouldn’t get worse I was proven wrong

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Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!