Thank you to @JokeJointTX for having me last week and letting me tell jokes for over two hours. It was a great experience, especially when the drunk guy who was heckling me threw up on himself.

Me: "I can't believe you didn't leave your house during the Thousand Oaks fire." My grandmother: (SHRUGS) "I'm going to be cremated anyway."

In quite possibly the biggest tonal shift of my career to date, I went from writing for The Disney Channel to #ParadisePD on Netflix. The 2nd season is out today. Please watch it, especially episodes 2 and 4. It's insane, and I cannot believe we got away with any of it.

Please support Will Carsola and Dave Stewart (and me 'cause I wrote on it, too) by tuning into "Momma Named Me Sheriff" tonight at midnight on adult swim

I think I wrote about 150+ entries for the new season of "Robot Chicken." Please tune into Adult Swim and see the 12 or so that made it (maybe)! #robotchicken #TV #selfaggrandizement

In the last three years, I think I tried to sell eight TV shows. This was the one that made it... deadline.com/2021/11/nickel…

#RockPaperScissors is here! (Kind of.) Here's the pilot presentation I made a while ago: youtube.com/watch?v=axYogQ… The series should be on Nickelodeon next year.

Just days after the pilot presentation, the first ACTUAL episode of #rockpaperscissors (“Birthday Police” / “Paper’s Big Lie”) has been released to cable providers’ On Demand offerings. Please go watch it!

The next episode of #RockPaperScissors is on YouTube! Here's the link: youtube.com/watch?v=yD70aa… (If you have VOD, this is the second half of episode 1. If you don't, enjoy!)

I can finally spread the news -- the ROCK PAPER SCISSORS premiere date is February 12th, 2024! prnewswire.com/news-releases/… Kyle and I have worked so hard to make this show as funny, surprising, and unique as possible. I really hope you enjoy it. #RockPaperScissors #Nickelodeon

New promotional poster for ‘ROCK PAPER SCISSORS’. The show will air a sneak peek after the Super Bowl (Nick’s Version) with the episodes “The Fart Joke Debate”/“The First Lou Episode” on February 11 @ 7pm Pacific / 10pm Eastern.

#RockPaperScissors premieres today after the Super Bowl on #Nickelodeon! And then tomorrow at 5:30. Please watch it. Also, thanks for the fan art on here. I've been looking at it constantly, and I love it all.

Today's episode of #RockPaperScissors titled "The Susan" is one of my favorite scripts we wrote. Please tune in! Also, isabela merced is wonderful in it.

#RockPaperScissors returns on July 13th after the Kids Choice Awards! Then there will be seven new episodes that come out on 7/15-7/24. (The last third of the season will air in November.) Here's a random screenshot to get you excited. #NickRPS #Nickelodeon #Potato

I forgot to post, but new episodes of #RockPaperScissors #NickRPS started airing this week. Please keep watching! Between "The Family Business," "Glitter Bomb," and my writing partner's favorite episode, "Helping with the Groceries," there are a lot of good ones in this batch!

May 28th -- season one of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS will be on Paramount+! And not that it makes a huge difference, but the episodes should be up there in the order that Kyle and I originally intended.

I can finally announce that #RockPaperScissors is coming back -- deadline.com/2025/04/rock-p… 20 digital shorts will come out before the next season, then another 40 episodes. (The article says 20, but one "episode" is two 11-minute "carts"; so, it's the same as season one.)

It's almost here! New episodes of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS begin premiering one week from today. If you like the show, please write nice stuff about it online. I come on here occasionally, and the fans give me life.

This Friday's #Bizaardvark episode (titled "Softball: The Musical") might be the best episode of the entire series. Please watch it.

Also, I wrote the musical at the end of the episode with Kyle; so, if anyone wants to hear our original demos, just let me know.