With as many people that put the "I voted" stickers on their face for a selfie, a good prank would be to lace LSD into the adhesive

Samsung would save lots of time if it swapped my Weekly Health Summary with a notification just saying "You didn't do anything last week".

I sometimes tell Alexa "thank you" after she does whatever thing I've asked her to do and I get a nice "you're welcome" in response. I hope this warm connection with my Echo is what spares my life during the eventual robot uprising.

WWMTB is featured on Flix Premiere tonight, here's a little snippet of Sarah Bousquet and mercy in a scene. Check the whole thing out! flixpremiere.com/film/where-wer…

Ah, it's that time of the year where you buy the second-cheapest item on your family's Amazon wishlist because you don't want to spend too much money but also don't want to appear stingy.

I've found that if you sprinkle a little coronavirus on your toast in the mornings and gradually ingest trace doses of it over time that you build up a nice immunity to it.

When your 14-year-old son is on webchat with a friend during a break from online school, yelling out "your My Little Pony plush just arrived" does not go over very well.

I need Keegan-Michael Key to be my anger translator. I'm super optimistic and patient but holy shit is that being tested more than ever these days. Keegan-Michael Key

I don't typically have enough bacon on my BLT because I lack the self-control to eat less of it during the pre-sandwich process.

Very excited to be featured on Flix Premiere this week with WWMTB. So many great indie films on there, please check us out and then see what other movies you might have missed. bit.ly/wwmtb-film

Heck yeah, check us out!!

My friend has a great morning show on Twitch for VR with the game POPULATION ONE. Check it out tomorrow for a wild 24-hr go at it, hilarity shall ensue. There will be less water in the hot tub than all those Twitch girls but certainly more sexiness.

And the Emmy for "Episode With the Most Ridiculously-Low Lighting" goes to.....THE HANDMAID'S TALE (Season 4, Episode 8). Congrats to all the lighting crew that apparently got the episode off.

I still work this into my acting contracts so if you want me in your film, make sure there is room in the budget. #diva #fatty

On set a couple of days ago with cookies mentioned in the last tweet. Demand met, acting commenced.

WHERE WE'RE MEANT TO BE won Best Screenplay and was nominated for Best Film at the Cape Fear Independent Film Fest! facebook.com/invisibleprodu…

Here we go! x.com/FlixPremiere/s…

Tonight's the night! If you've been wanting to check out WWMTB, you can watch it on your computer/devices or with their app on your TV! x.com/FlixPremiere/s…

WWMTB is available On Demand Flix Premiere, check it out on your computer/devices or with their app on your TV! flixpremiere.com/film/where-wer…

So glad to have been a part of this film and can't wait to see it! x.com/reverenderyk/s…