Ok, I’m like half way into the first episode of The Studio and I’m loving it… BUT I think it’s very funny that they are making a Kool Aid movie about Jonestown when actually they used Flavor Aid. #TheStudio

I need to know if they sent sexts on Microsoft Teams like my coworkers at HPNY did when they had an affair.

The amount of grown adult women who try to lie and gaslight me into getting one of the giveaway mops at JOY is concerning. #mopgirlsummer

My therapist at our last session was like maybe you need to lessen your expectations for others at work because yours are so high for yourself. I can’t wait to tell her I tried doing that, but it made every one of their fuck ups this week worse.

Do you think Pop-Tarts Bowl / Pop-Tarts will give me a job based on the fact I made #mopgirlsummer happen for JOY the musical, as well as making all those mop memes? I love college football and chaotic marketing, please 🙏🏼

My hot take is I shouldn’t see this many bald heads in the crowd of john proctor is the villain The one exception being the 70 year old man in front of me getting down to the pre-show music.

This and a USC win is saving me

He was looking for Hot Priest

Hey USC Football ✌️ I can guarantee my 30 plus years of watching your games plus 15 years of cheerleading experience would make me an invaluable asset to your coaching staff, because what the fuck was tonight. Hit me up and we can talk salary.

Fuck a Labubu #Halloween

I saw someone use Palmer as a name for their baby girl, and I wonder if I can convince my future husband to name our daughter that without him realizing it’s in honor of USC QB Carson Palmer. Would Leinart work as well?

Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry watching the latest episode of Elsbeth :

Be sure to warn any impressionable children that if Protein Slammin' Strawberry were to ever show up at their door they should, under no circumstances, let it in. Refuse to answer why. Just give a dead stare and say... "you don't want to know."

Truly needed more footage of the pop tarts! #PoptartBowl

He's mogging that whole ER and he knows it. #ThePitt #ShawnHatosy

If you're not watching "Miracle" at least 3 times between now and Sunday morning, then what are you doing?

We as a nation have never needed this news more

“Boys Will Be Boys” by Dua Lipa is on repeat in this household.

I truly think all hockey romance novels need to now be placed in the fantasy section.