Me at midnight, going downstairs for a sweet treat

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ?

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if i had balls i’d twist them around a bunch and then let them unravel really fast

Being in a bad mood is soo humiliating like why am I replying in one word answers this is ruining my brand as a delight to be around I feel so naked without my zest for life

i get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life😭

having to find something to eat everyday is such a chore

1 thing about my stomach.. it will be hurting

im at the age where if i see a chair 🪑 i’m gone take me a lil seat😭

how it feels to invite people to your birthday party

i dearly miss when likes were public. I used to send subtle, subliminal messages to my followers with my likes. Now no one can know who I truly am or what I'm all about.

talking to close minded people is probably the most irritating thing in the world 😂 they can’t comprehend anything outside of what they know or think is right.

My cat spent 18 hours sleeping yesterday and I thought there might be something wrong with her but she was just saving up her energy for a long night of walking back and forth across my head and screaming in my face

Scottish football is back lads 😂

That’s a bit of an odd request mate, not sure how that will help the situation

when babies lift up their lil arms for you to pick em up 😭😩

being a woman is wild. i just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, & now i’m fine

Russell Martin’s managerial career at Rangers makes his playing career at Rangers look like a success.