Science Fact: It is impossible for a man to strap down any kind of load in a trailer without saying "That's not going anywhere" as he tightens the rope.

What's the greatest WESTERN of all time? I'll start: Tombstone

cat rejection is worse than human rejection

Galvvy Dances with wolves. Haven't seen that in ages

We all have way more things in common than things we don't. It'd be neat if we all realised that.

Tonight? I can't. I already put my slippers on.

I’m bringing back “homeslice” and you can’t stop me.

Have you ever tried not arguing with strangers on the internet? 5 stars, highly recommend.

Fellow Gen Xs and boomers. What brand of beer did you drink when you were 3 years old?

Do you want to see Donald J. Trump on the podcast?

I've been on both sides of addiction and I can tell you that it's hard to watch and extremely hard to overcome. It takes compassion, time and strength. So unless you know, don't judge.

Here's an old video of Obama thanking Diddy for "doing the kind of work he's doing".

Rule #1: Fuck what they think.

This P Diddy thing is really turning into Epstein 2.0

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

Please know that no matter what happens tonight, I’m ashamed of you.