Getting subtle messages from U.S. officials saying, in effect: "We're coming for you McAfee! We're going to kill yourself". I got a tattoo today just in case. If I suicide myself, I didn't. I was whackd. Check my right arm. $WHACKD available only on McAfeedex.com:)

Mia Sara of Ferris Bueller had kids with Jason Connery and Brian Henson. So Sloane Peterson is their mother and their granddads are James Bond and Kermit the Frog

Okay LAST one: Back to the Future came out in 1985 and "the past" was 1955. If it came out today, Marty would be heading to 1990. The funny "he's so out of place" scenes would be about him not knowing how to use a landline and not having any idea how to look up info he needed.

Build vs. Buy is one of the key questions our prospects find themselves asking. Implementors underestimate the scope required to implement an observability pipeline on top of other open source projects. This post to outlines the pieces one needs to build. cribl.io/blog/building-…

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.

You too can run something this complex for monitoring.

See how #Cribl #LogStream compares with #Apache #NiFi in streams processing performance. Our tests showed that we are as much 55 times faster. Read about the results in our latest blog post by Cribl CTO and Co-Founder Ledion Bitincka cribl.io/blog/cribl-log… #observability #streams

This is the complete DNA of the Coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2). We are being attacked by a 8 kilobytes virus. Remember this when you hate on computers security. (source: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN9089… )

Wäre interessant zu wissen, wieviele Firmen genügend #Bandbreite reserviert haben für #Homeoffice, falls die halbe Belegschaft von Remote arbeiten soll.

You've invented the lunch break

WTF

Knight Rider - had quite a few requests for this one and no wonder because it's a total banger

Key hunting step here: discovering events with relevant extracted fields opstune.com/2020/06/19/spl… #splunk

Huge shout outs and thank yous ♥️ to MB @Skypex_AT John Stoner and Stuart Hopkins github.com/splunkins for your contributions🙏.