and to my great grandchildren i leave 508,000 bookmarked fics

somewhere out there itadori yuuji is throwing darts at board with klay thompson’s face on it

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

yo creo que hay q tener amigos normies un poco te civiliza tener a alguien en la vida que no sepa lo que es un fanfic

a veces me gustaría regresar al enero del 2020 y empezar de 0

Yes, I need to know how you feel about Megan Thee Stallion before we pursue this friendship.

i think if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

uraraka: yeah ive been hallucinating himiko for a month izuku, haunted by shigaraki for almost a decade and ignoring his therapists calls: oh yeah thats totally normal

my problem is i wanna be the only one at the gym when i go

quando a ficha cai e você percebe que sua personalidade é exatamente como se seu pai e sua mãe tivessem um filho

the worst part about going on a walk is being perceived

whos worse your high school teacher or hitler

me revisiting Michael’s discography like I never heard it before:

ngl i am so glad im not into kpop like i used to be… freedom fr

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

You can be the most beautiful woman with an awesome personality and ride for only ONE guy and he will still find away to fuck over you