my fellow queer & trans people: in these horrifying times, now more than EVER, it is SO important we prioritize having an unhinged amount of filthy queer sex

i feel like i need to suck a huge cock immediately

happy valentines day from me and my shower ginger ale

everyone in Chicago is so beautiful and kind. but I do Not like the way that they talk about the rats

my homosexual audacity that I can do it by myself has gotten me so far

I love being gay in Chicago

cucumber just tastes like a sheet mask to me

dying for you

rogers park is so cool it's a shame it's all the way up there

good morning from me and my thong

well half of this is true

macklemore in the club in 2026 yeah it’s time for me to go to bed

wearing the chromatica jockstrap to see ashnikko just feels correct

and who the fuck is madeline?

fucking cocksucker

Myki was my fav from the jump then I thought it was Jane’s season but I do think it would be a gag for Darlene to win and also all three should kiss me

i love taking chicago public transportation i love being either 30 minutes early or late to literally everything despite leaving at the same time every day