✨Such a charmer✨

When I said she was no different than B*den people tried to tell me otherwise but she’s exactly the same and if we don’t do something we’re gonna get another year of watching Palestinians die on our timeline.

She was right though. It really didn’t match the outfit 💅🏽

How is it that not a single English idiom isn’t connected to some deeply fucked up part of our history?

I’m in Big Bear for the weekend and the weather is literally perfect right now.

Look, Wayfyn’s just a baby. 🥲

Flipping the bird is a free action

Pfffft my life is wildly surreal sometimes.

Goodbye compression top! Thank you for your service! Hello, silicone scar tape, let’s do this!

When you're trying real hard to fight the narrative.

I'm gonna go home after work today and sort through all my clothes to find every binder and bra I own and THROW THEM IN THE FUCKING GARBAGE. I'M FREEEEEEE!

Well, shit. I just got offered an interview for a role I was pretty positive I wouldn't get a chance at? This week has been wiiiiild y'all.

Big interview today! Send me your good vibes pleeeeeeaase!

TFW you don’t really believe in stuff like this but then the universe winks at you.

I spend so much of my time now thinking about and correcting my posture. 😆

It’s missing playing GM-less games with Max is excited about Paradise ~ Randy Alvarenga ~ and Amanda hours.

When Tr*mp dies they should take him out to the middle of the ocean, chum the waters, and let sharks eat his corpse. That is my version of poetic justice.

I’m getting my snake next weeeeeeeek!!