Oral Roberts is who we are pulling for twatterz

Dogs for sale. Vet checkup cost me $700. Can’t afford them anymore.

Tripps first firework show on the water.

My wife let another guy take her on a date. I bet he lets her pay, too…

I can’t be the only one pulling for the bear?!

It’s tough being the best looking in a marriage but someone has to do it..

An easy goin’ weekend w/ my wife and friends was awesome but being back w these fools is way more awesomer.

My favorite part of the Untold: Johnny Football doc is that Jimmy Tatro made it in.

Happy Birthday, Wyeth Spikes!

I hate that i can “ding” my watch but not my lost can of grizzly..

Steak Escape

Tripps 2nd pick of the game.

#LongSingle My wife, Morgan Moore Noble, is loud. Sorry.

Happy Birthday, LindseyHP!

Fall State Champs!! Could not ask for a better group of people/kids to be around and could not ask for a better set of head coaches (the guys in navy). I’m just thankful they let me hang around and be apart of it. #LegendsBaseball

I’m tired of hearing about James Harden. Dude sucks worse than my $49 Amazon vacuum.

Knew year, knew me yall…

We are back at it. Love it when these 2 suit up together.

Just took a brush & blow dryer from top to bottom on my 4 yr old daughter’s hair. I sent the after pics to my wife . Apple tried to flag me and asked me if I “needed help” bc she didn’t have a shirt on. Jeezhus H, man…

I am a huge #Scream fan, but if Jimmy Tatro dies…I’m jumping ship.