Bought the lead offs because I have a short attention span.

Sorry kids, the donkeys are for sale.

What is the heck?

Humans can get skin grafts, hearts, pancreas from pigs. We can’t get anything from monkeys. We are genetically more similar to pigs than monkeys.

This visa is the devil.

"Why don't you enjoy your life before having kids?" Enjoying life is exactly what I'm doing.

My daughter likes to name the calves. Meet Blueberry Macaroni and Panties.

Man traffic is thick today.

I have a problem. I used to fit 28-30 weaned calves in this trailer. Now I only fit 25.

I may not have inherited any money from my Grandpa, but I did inherit a pile of pipe, guard rails and grader blades. I am forever grateful for that.

I’ve realized that even if politics are fake and gay and they lie nonstop, they do matter. Because today millions of people with crucial jobs will work a little harder, be a little nicer, a little more hopeful for the future. Their behavior will actually help create that. It’s

"It's a business, don't get attached" "It's a business, don't get attached"

It's officially our favourite season around here.

Found some gold at the end of the rainbow.

Before anyone comes at me. The bulls were pulled when she was 6 months old and this is the first time this has happened to me.

Who's more insufferable? Single mothers who celebrate themselves on fathers day or dog owners who pretend that owning a dog is just as hard as raising a child?

Hard work is an inconvenience but it sure gives you a purposeful fulfilling life.

Who do I start in net?