ALLAH TUTUP AIB LU TAPI ORANG TUA LU OVERSHARING 😭😭😭😭

Twitter used to be hospital gila online, yet right now here feels calm, like a place you would go untuk healing on a weekend. Threads on the other hand macam hospital gila yang terbakar di tengah pekan Gotham.

Fun fact... Islam adalah agama yang banyak menggunakan air. Wudhu, mandi besar, bersuci itu membutuhkan air. Maka... umat Islam seharusnya peduli dengan kelestarian air bersih. Jangan dikit² buang sampah di sungai.

Noooooooo!!!!!! GROOOOOOOOOT!!!!

Anyway, meeting family members during Raya is interesting. I learned that my semi-retired uncle spends his days calling the Dewan Bahasa office to complain about improper use of Malay on TV. His wife concurred: “Selalu dia call.”

Taken from their own land. Stripped of their freedom. Tortured beyond what words can hold… and now executed. For what crime? And the world just watches. Powerless. Helpless. Ya Allah, grant them the highest place in Jannah, amin.

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I’m sorry tapi memang sesetengah riders ni entitled nak mampus. Kereta nak tukar lane, bagi signal kemain lama, nak masuk pun slow slow bagi motor nampak, yang geng motor ni lagi memecut ya? Pastu nak honk panjang macam kita pula salah. Mati ke nyah kalau slow sikit motor tu?

These guys.

This Diva💅😭😂

PSA, jangan biar anak yang tak berdosa suffer dalam masa depan dia:

Me watching the consequences of my own decisions

you know the nap is gonna be good when the ac is at 22 and the room looks like this

“finally a day off” my day off:

oh this was a wake up call…

Permulaan Mei yang paling greenflag setakat ni. 1. Cuti hari pertama 2. Hari pertama hari Jumaat 3. Dah gaji Tak lupa juga bulan paling appreciative 1. labour day 2. mother's day 3. teacher's day love may🫰🏻

hahaha bongok lah 😭😭😭👍🏻

No hate for Christy Ng, aku pun ada bag travel dia satu tapi kelakar weh bila dia pergi Vietnam check bag bag dia kena copy when we all know most of her designs pun copy other big brands. Mat saleh kabo what goes around comes around😂😂😂😂😂

After getting married, there will always be someone prettier than your wife, someone richer than your husband, that's why you better marry your spouse for their soul. So you'll realize that no one on earth could ever be them. So you'll stop searching and stay beside them.

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