My feelings of impending doom when it rains are unfortunately not associated to death .. they are more related to Kenya Power and Safaricom Care . One would almost assume they have a direct line to each other

Lazima ungerusha Royal Canadian Mountain Police to push the point ? 🤣

A bunch of men once tooted their own horns when they mentioned their machines go for 16 rounds.. and we didn't correct them because we loved the beat... and we are the problem from that perspective

Famous last words of a man who didn't consult his counsel before speaking 😂

Wish this was a joke

All the copper used to create all this is only worth one smokie in real life.... Think about it.... And now think about what value we assign to money

You can't make good rock music if your name as a band isn't some weird shit like " 15 men and a kidney "

Every time I use stairs people congratulate me thinking that I am into fitness . No Jaymo... I was just too impatient to wait for whatever the lift was doing.

Mtoto ametumbukiza S24 ultra kwa swimming pool wadau. (Come to find out it's waterproof, not chlorine proof) The good book says I shouldn't be angry . Mtoto ni mimi

Kijana baro baro aliangusha database ya production Friday jioni halafu juu anajua rights zake tunangoja Monday

Me during the first 15 days of any month

So, against all expert advice, I tried deploying on a Friday

Then nigga sung this and I am supposed to listen to it with a straight face

His mindset switched up real quick 💀

Not having wife is really affecting your brain bro. Remember that time you threw your artistic juices on an art paper and not a tissue ?

Ni Ile masaa ya "si we'll address this on Monday "

URGENT BLOOD APPEAL: My friend's Dad is admitted at the NAKURU PGH and is in urgent needs blood donation. If you are around Nakuru and you can donate or know anyone who can kindly help, please get in touch with GRACE MUTURI, Contact; 0785 960050 BLOOD GROUP O+ Thank you, RT

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