Only a few things in life are inevitable: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Drake in my Spotify wrapped 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Can you win an Emmy off of a single look because if so I nominate this image:

Succession, but it's longtime SNL producers vying for Lorne's job

My daughter. My hero. Cancer free.

Turnsignals are bullshit it’s nobody’s business where im going

allowing comedians to believe they’re important geniuses was a huge mistake

Just unfollowed Ben Shapiro today is a good day

Looking for the ✨gaslight ✨gatekeep ✨girlboss ✨ to my ⚡️mansplain ⚡️ manipulate ⚡️ manifest ⚡️

Wordle 212 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 totally nailed this one 🔥🔥

Like if you Enjoy Basketball.

Wordle 217 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tough one today 🙃

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

RT to scare nft holders

The duality of Twitter

Honestly it’s criminal that Fleabag only has 2 seasons

Im confused… which is the real Elon ?

Stephen A looked Magic Johnson in the eye and told him some sh*t I made up in a McDonald’s parking lot