i was gonna tuck you in and kiss you on the forehead but whatever bro

if you’re not gonna dream about me, why even sleep?

not arguing with a man who looks at me lovingly with big brown eyes whatever u say love of my life

IS DRUM AND BASS SO BACK???? sososo thankful for this experience :) THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME BROWNIES!!!

Taking a frozen embryo to work with me so I can use the carpool lane

Also in the Alabama ruling on frozen embryos is this: “Doctors must create just one embryo at a time. Each embryo, no matter how poor its quality, must be transferred. Only one embryo may be transferred at a time. If the cycle fails, the whole process must start all over again.

My trans little brother is such a fucking asshole LMAO

he was so real for this

un Perry el ornitorrinco??? ornitorrinco!!??

let me eat something before i start drinking

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!

Ryan Reynolds returns as Deadpool in a Christmas-themed video to raise support for the SickKids Foundation. Donate here: SickKidsSweaterLove.ca

“playing on the Switch isn’t that bad”

Tonight we drink for Him .

The new trailer for ‘THE FANTASTIC FOUR’ has been released. In theaters on July 25.

this is lit

War is over