Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

Him as nightwing

Returning to this very specific tweet bc I just saw Mary’s hot brother in town

Facing the water in the shower like I’m a boxer who just lost a fight again who’s gotta go home to his 3 sons Mikie Nicky and Tony jr

every line delivery True Whitaker has in I Love LA is unlocking a higher plane of being. Jesus is using her as a vessel

If you wear meta glasses around me I think I have the upmost right to beat the shit out of you, don’t care if you are a stranger

A gay guy and his hag having an age gap is kind of fierce

Reminded again that I was reading a story set in the South. The protagonist goes to a Waffle House and orders a Belgian waffle, proving that the writer had in fact never been to a Waffle House.

I support preemptively adding everyone who wears those fuckass ai glasses to a sex offender database

amy poehler winning the podcast category and not even shading will arnett

percy jackson and his brother

We’ve actually been living in hell on Earth since this tweet

PageSix is reporting #DorindaMedley is joining #TheGoldenLife show on E! following #JillZarin’s firing 🍎 pagesix.com/2026/02/11/ent…

bryon noem walking in on kristi and corey lewandowski

me accepting the things i can’t change

At the CVS drive thru tryna order the Tiger Woods meal