i'm a human, but newt is my name.

well i'm obviously not actually a newt.

see, that doesn't really come across in text.

It's short for Newton.

...I, not quite. But whatever floats your boat.

I disagree, and prefer to be called Newt.

It goes better with my whole aesthetic than Newton does. Plus I'm really only ever called Newton when I'm in trouble.

Newton Scamander, Newt Scamander Scamander sounds like salamander. I'm all about beasts, so you can see the aesthetic.

I think that's counted as a title and not as a last name.

I, uh, what?

I'm not sure I quite understand you? I mean the nickname I understand, the first part however? Not so much.

Ok, so... what does this mean to you exactly?

I, So like I'm your friend now? Is that what you mean?

You?

It's a genuine question, I'm a bit out of touch with... human interactions, so I'm honestly confused here.

I am! But that doesn't mean I'm good with human interactions.

I prefer creature interaction over human interaction if I'm quite honest. Easier to understand.

Well I suppose? But not in my defintion. I mean more animal? The kind you learn about in COMC.

Can't really give you the full title, I'm afraid. Excuse me, what?

I've only heard of ones with a lion's head, goat's body, and dragon's tail??? x.com/_MrAvaricious/…