For those wondering who will pick up the mess on UT Austin’s main quad: Students are cleaning it up. As soon as the police line was pushed back, students immediately got to work cleaning up their campus.

Bernard Hill defined one of my favorite literary figures, bringing dignified humanity and gravitas to a complicated epic character. "I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed... A grim morn, and a glad day, and a golden sunset!"

Alright, this just confirms it, I will most certainly NOT be voting for Hunter Biden this year 😔

London is the only city I’ve found where the same weather will have one pedestrian in a tank top and another in a fully zipped-up parka

Every single time

my food in the microwave looking at me after it explodes everywhere

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I keep seeing people ask how millennials are the only people who can see through the online bullsht. And I’ll tell you how. Bc we didn’t always have the internet but once we did, every single school paper needed 10 reliable website sources and none could be Wikipedia or a dot com

stop the presses