NMN (nēmən)🌹🧙🏾‍♂️📽️ (@muzzlewump) 's Twitter Profile
NMN (nēmən)🌹🧙🏾‍♂️📽️

@muzzlewump

I'm that guy you never heard of.
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Ex-Apprentice to the Most Interesting Man in the World.⁣⁣

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calendar_today06-10-2008 02:45:50

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I was in 8 countries this year... I literally can't remember one that was on my way back to Bali. Indonesia Singapore Greece Switzerland France Turkey United States Vietnam

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Most women expect men to pay for everything and will never try and pay you back (their half). Most men will never ask them either. However, the moment they pay for something, they will show their true colors if you do not offer to pay your half or ALL later. #doublestandards

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I have 3+ inch white hair that has sprouted from my right testicle. it is by far the longest hair in my body that's not on my head. How does it grow so fast? Chat GPT has no answers for it.

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Fellas pay attention... a proper 'Date' is accomplished by providing the 5 D's... Dinner, Drinks, Dessert, Dancing & Dick. Dinner and drinks are nice with a dessert. Good way to work off some of that dessert is with dancing. If you're a good dancer she'll think u have good dick.

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THE PERFECT SYSTEM 🟪 This complex cube was designed and delivered by ️️.global Filmed at KU DE TA Bali #bali #thatblahblahco #kedetabali #lightinstallation instagram.com/reel/DFpwc4NzR…