One day I’ll take my colleagues to a boxing gym (under the guise of team building) and do what needs to be done.🙏🏾

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

One thing about Excel? It will catch up with you in corporate 🫵🏽😂😂

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing stay hydrated.

Corporate baddies, where can I get official dresses please?(and other cute official pieces too)

Guys, let’s talk about our parents. My mom thinks her status viewers are her followers 😭😔. Every time someone views it, she posts another status listing all their names, saying “thank you for the support.”

I respect the commitment to the hustle.

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Cheating is a character flaw and I wish people weren’t so forgiving about it. It shows a willingness to deceive, to prioritize short-term desire over integrity, and to disregard the trust someone else has placed in them. Disgusting.

women who choose not to have children face more outrage than men who abandon the children they already have.

How are you telling me I don't have info and yet (1) I am the author (2) I also sell the books myself (3) Everyone else - including TBC and Nuria - sells this book at 750/-. Oxford recommends it at 750/. Note I have reached out to you guys before because of exorbitant pricing.

I owe my parents an apology for not believing them when they said they didn’t have money on payday 😭

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Either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done. I can't do both.

...the point

I sent my brother to get us toothpaste and he came back with this...I'm 24, he's 32

Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am

Everything is urgent in the corporate world except recognition and salary raise.

Absolutely not! I use different ones for each hair follicle.