⠀ i’m free on feb. 14th. ⠀

⠀ nobody’s asked me to be their valentine, so. ⠀

⠀ may he trip in a ditch 🙏 ⠀

⠀ may every dick he runs into be small 🙏 ⠀

⠀ my bad. ⠀

⠀ can you just ask me to be your valentine already. ⠀

⠀ do you want to be? ⠀

⠀ well ? ⠀

⠀ it’s not even ten o’clock —- ⠀

⠀ i love my boyfriend. 😊 ⠀

⠀ 👁👄👁 ⠀

⠀ so . . . you ( don’t * ) want a husband ? ⠀

⠀ uh Oh. WHY WERE YOU GLARING ? ⠀

⠀ quiet breath —- no yelling. i’m sorry, i just got a little confused. ⠀

⠀ 🧍🏻⬅️❓ ⠀

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⠀ he’s got a bouquet of flowers for @ADVISESWOLVES ——- red roses, carnations, and lilacs, he picked them out himself. as well as some candy, and a small wrapped present. ⠀