The only time i feel like someone with an initiative is when i step out for a haircut.

Our security analyst has a lowRBAC problem.

I found the sandals robust and comfortable. Am still adapting to barefoot running. A big plus, no trouble to toes. Automatically imposes a f earthrunners.com/a/review/twitt…

I'd rather wait to see a laptop's performance before getting wowed by its boot-time melody. Likewise about leaders.

Life, in sobriety, is somewhat of a floating point. Down a few beers, and it'd seem like a double.

Congress, in its heydays hurled India amidst independents. Going by the spate of defeats in most elections, seems India is reciprocating :-p

TanuWedsManu2 - loquacious characters (minus male lead), few misventures into women's rights, a fun story bound in an absurd opening & close

If I were dawdling at a quiet countryside railway station, this week trundled past like a slow moving goods train on the centre track.

Hats off to Sly Stallone! The Afghan Jalebi wears the same stonefaced look inspired by John Rambo in his early forays into the rugged land.

Wise people often find themselves allergic to nuts.

Starting this year, Valentine's Day in Bengaluru :-)

Often, a husband's awe at his wife's penchant for a mini-bar is but a misbelief. She'd just prefer all items alcoholic outside the kitchen.

when did the disk find itself at the edge of the universe? ...when it was running out of space :-)

Every brain has a part that wants s**t to happen. Actually that's the part which keeps the rest of it on its toes.

Thanks, Outlook.

One man's cloud is another man's data center.

#gdprjokes Oh it's 25th May already and i haven't yet received a Privacy Terms update from my spouse