Someone's Subaru blew a head gasket. That's why it's so smokey

Excited to move to the new shop 🥹 & have an office again

woke up to no father’s day texts

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

She told me go to hell but all dogs go to heaven

Nobody: ….. Me:

Don't lose the moon counting the stars 🌙

we've been known aliens are real give us back 24 hour walmart

If Apple can switch to type C then all car manufacturers can switch to 5x114 🙄😤

Nice high beams buddy, I'm driving directly into your car at 80 mph

Bro had enough

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As a man, no matter what you're going through, keep your mouth shut. Find a way. No one cares.

The world doesn’t care if you’re upset, tired, or not in the “mood” to do anything it’ll still keeps going That means no matter what happens, you need to keep pushing and trying harder Don’t give up

Whatever these 2 little girls decide to do with their lives later, they will have had some great times with their dad. And the father teaches them a profession.

Dear son,