Hey Onoco, you having server issues? Can’t load anything on the app. Getting the yellow exclamation marks of death.

I watch new episodes of Bluey on my own before watching them with my kids.

“the mainstream media radicalizes people’s beliefs about gender” actually for me it began with seeing male relatives sit on their asses doing nothing while all the women and girls were running around doing all the work like unpaid servants at every single gathering

Convinced my husband to have a vasectomy. One day after the procedure I served divorce papers and told him I knew of his ongoing 9 month long affair with my supposed best friend. She has always wanted children.

In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French

The calendars have gone to print! A4 wall Calendar £14 (includes P&P). Contains a selection of my favourite images including Spitfires, Hurricane, Red Arrows, Lancaster, A400M, Typhoon (complete with rainbow), Mustang, Thunderbolt & the iconic Vulcan. Only 50 currently available

Can someone at Sheese 🧀 explain to me why the Mozzarella Sheese and the Cheddar Sheese are both calcium fortified, but the new Italiano mix of these two cheeses apparently isn’t 🤦‍♀️

Hey adidas UK sort your app notifications out and stop pushing your spring colours notification to iPhones in every single language!!!!

Why can’t my kid go hide to poop like a normal child. He just used my shoulder to brace himself while he released a two-day poo 🙃

Have had this in the diary for ages! Happy birthday Gyimah Davies!! ( Taskmaster Alex Horne )

I'm gonna explain to y'all why Britain considers 78°F/25°C hot. I know hot because I grew up in Texas and spent half my life in Las Vegas. So I am absolutely qualified to explain this to the rest of you who laugh at UK "heat waves".

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Controversial Opinion: You should buy your kids their own toys to play with rather than letting them play with everyday household items. Signed, a mum who can’t find any of her frickin bag clips

My 2yo is walking around going “mbop mbop mbop” and I just shouted at him, “I didn’t know what it meant in the 90s and I don’t know what it means now!”

If I don't get Oasis tickets, i'm going to spend the next 12 months tweeting both brothers a list of every bad thing they've said about eachother to encourage another fall out. If I Don't get to see it, no one else gets to see it either.

Ashland He has a car that I never drive and I have a car that he drives any time he is taking me somewhere