social media really out here turning people into depressed zombies

Miami brunch spot (self seating) Me: Hostess: Will it be just you dining today ? Waiter: ARE YOU ALONE ?! Busboy: Ay you by yourself ? 😓

fact

You can’t flex on me because I want the best for you

Hey Instagram HBO idea: Make a superzoom that features Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music your welcome.

paper straws are like using condoms

“Be where you are valued, even if you’re alone.”

me: them: “can you take this boomerang of me ? “

Following his contribution on 'Two-18.' hypb.st/freob

My most valuable skill sets for being a decent manager, I learned while being an assistant. Don’t let that go over your head.

yo man how've you been? was just wondering if u could hook it up wit an artist pass. it's just me and 4 friends. thanks bro

AYE BRUH WHAT’S GOING ON ??? (NSFW)

“sorry just saw this”

my life changed when i realized i could connect my airpods to the tv

most never will

unlearning is a hell of a drug

i knew the world was ending when barneys shut down

A lot of the ways I move won’t make sense to other people. And I’m so good with that.

This world is unstable. But consciousness is not. Do not depend on the outer world. Do not allow your peace or happiness to be dependent on everything happening outside of you. What is the antidote for an unstable world? Change your consciousness.