Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?

humans really had the creative freedom to make any reality they wanted and we chose racism and credit scores

I’m old enough to remember when Sharon complained that I was too “ghetto” for #theTalk...then I was gone💨 I bring this up now bc I was mortified watching the disrespectful condescending tone she took w/her co host who remained calm & respectful because...she HAD to🤦🏽‍♀️ 🤷🏽‍♀️#fbf

The announcer who made the racist statements is partially blaming it on low blood sugar.

My asthma is kicking in!

Damn. I just started doing this. #Confirmation

This destroyed me...

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Whew, ion even be on here that much though.

Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.

Dr. Frederick V. Engram Jr.

Like a white woman at a Michael Jackson concert.

Hollering.

If you don't think that shit was staged? Look at how fast they got trump outta there at just the mention of someone in the crowd having a gun in 2016. Then look at this goofy as shit.

Them: You heard what happened to Trum— Me:

Now why are you lying to that girl? 🤣🥰

This here will tear me up! 😮‍💨😮‍💨🥹