i went to bed 6 hours ago and kanye is STILL TWEETING. someone take his phone PLEASE

U could be losing your mind and check Kanye’s tweets then realize you’re actually doing alright

Took a social media break (got my phone taken away) but Boy oh boy i’m back

i’m super tea super tea but wait a minute while i clock a gag clock a gag clocking your chile tea is on my mind all the time i finna clock you but im super gag

seeing the downfall of drew and enya like they shouldn’t have been famous in the first place

Young uber driver in his 30s told me that he has an engineering degree and showed me his grad pics. We’re cooked😭🙏🏻

I had 3 exams on the same day so I had to study for all of them and I wore a vibrator for 8 hours straight with the Challengers soundtrack on repeat because I needed to stay focused and I couldn't fall asleep

Who do you guys think Paul McCartney is btw

someone said no wonder most of the juno positions are from behind bc who would want to look at that😭😭

Why was there yaoi

She would give me a ride home from work if I needed one

elly y she talking like armies are some fucking transformers gn😭😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine waking up to this... he’s giving you raspberries on your fupa lovingly… the crockpot is slow cooking beef dip and it’s Super Bowl Sunday. The kids are laughing in the basement. Life is good.

joined a gc and theyre all already friends

??? what is he wearing

i have so many tests and assignments all due this week i am SICK to my stomach

so ummm.. my dad just offered me beer. im 17 (minor)..