Next time your dad’s doing a project and asks you to hand him a hammer, hand him a mushroom and keep a straight face. Then say sorry, I got mixed up.

If you’re playing monopoly and can’t find a dice, take a mushroom cap and number top 1, bottom 2. Your game will last longer.

This Christmas wrap up a mushroom and set it aside. Next Christmas give the gift to your loved one and see what’s inside. #christmasgiftideas

Put a triple earth star mushroom on top of your tree and throw jingle bells at it as a Christmas game.

If you don’t have snow, find 3 puffball mushrooms and make a snowman. Be careful not to crumble when sticking the carrot.

This Thanksgiving, butter up a puffball #mushroom and say it’s your first attempt at baking bread.

Stop using toxic fabric softeners. Instead throw a #mushroom in there. You’ll smell much more natural.

A fungus makes a good bookmark, if you’re reading bark prose.

If you're stuck in a line at the #DMV talk to the person in front of you about #mushrooms. If that doesn't work, try the person behind you.

If you're angry, yell into a puffball #mushroom. It will recycle your anger.

Home decor idea: get an old lamp and instead of a lightbulb, stick a #mushroom in it.

To combat #fall #allergies, try sticking #mushroom stems up your nose.

If you're short on time, use a #mushroom for a clock. Replace seconds with gills and you'll have plenty of time.

Spotting an early morning #mushroom can give you a buzz. Good substitute for #coffee.

Tonight: put #mushrooms in your bath and play with them like rubber duckies.

For a #glutenfree alternative to toast and jelly, try #mushroom cap and slime mold

This #halloween instead of sugar candy, try handing out #mushrooms for trick or treat. Be safe & use store bought to ensure they're edible.

If you're stuck waiting on someone, think about how long some #mushrooms have to wait for somebody to find them. It will open your heart.

Dress up like a #mushroom tonight. Just put something huge on your head like a beanbag and walk around.

Add leaves to your bed in the fall and you might wake up next to a #mushroom